1. Put it in a cup and let it sit on your counter for three days 2. Put it your fridge for safe keeping 3. Use as a substitute for butter to keep costs down 4. Mix it in with scrambled eggs 5. Pour it into latex glove and give to innocent bystander 6. Eat it plain (not recommended) 7. Use as wax to shine wood surfaces 8. Name it and treat it like another roommate 9. Feed it more grease 10. Give it as a gift to someone who was kind enough to wash 37 dishes for you the previous day *Disclaimer: These may or may not have all been tested. Please check with an adult before trying any of them at home.